- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

womens rights

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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