What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A baby seal walks into a club.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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