Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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ewrg

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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