- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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