- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

I named my son ps2 controller

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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