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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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