What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Bryson got a concussion...he died

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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