what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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My Butthole.

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I'm sn otter

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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