- Anti Joke

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.