- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Justin beiber's penis

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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