- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Women's rights

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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