- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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