- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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