- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What can hitler cook well Steak

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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