- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

the holocaust

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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