- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

You know what's funny? Rape

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

being sober in a bar fight

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