Im batman...suck it losers

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Who invented apple? God

Get some flipping new jokes people

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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