- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Basically copying you.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

OOOOPPS /

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

So a seal walks into a club.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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