What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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