Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

I like school Said no one ever.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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