Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

The queen having a shit

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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