- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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