What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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