I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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i committed murder

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Vote this up

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Robin, get in the car!

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