A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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