What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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