What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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woman's rights

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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