- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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