- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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