What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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