- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

NEVER

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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