Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Terraria

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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The Big Band Theory

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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