What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

whats a joke

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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