What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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