what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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