A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

whats polish and black a polish black person

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Anti Joke

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