- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Women's rights.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

honest politician

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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