A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Terry has ebola

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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