How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Rebecca Black.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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