Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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