Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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