- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

I like school Said no one ever.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

i killed my family

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Dislike this.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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