- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

flavin's head

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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