Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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