What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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