- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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