- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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