- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's a joke? Funny

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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