A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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