- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Laugh.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

so...um, yeah

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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