- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

You suck big fat slobber

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Bad grammers.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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