- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

heat!

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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