- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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