Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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