- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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