What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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they told me not to write here but i did

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knock knock

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