- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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