A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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