What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Keanu Reaves

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Women's rights

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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