What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Poop

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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