- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

why is pie good. because it just is.

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