- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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