what is big and white? Your Mom

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Justin beiber..

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Small Penis.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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