Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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SBB

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1+1=2

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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