Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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punchline below punchline above

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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