What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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