- Anti Joke

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.