- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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