- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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