Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Keanu Reaves

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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