A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Women's Rights.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

i like it in the mouth

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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