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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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