- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Joesph Triphook.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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