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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

8--------------------- penis

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

live or die you decide to late time to die

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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