- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Its true, he didnt write that!!

NASCAR

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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