your mama so old, shes dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A French man gets into a fight

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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