Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

A man walks into a bar

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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