What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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