- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what is racecar backwards in reverse

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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