- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

A dog was barking at a tree

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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