What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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david poredos

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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