Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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