What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

XD Jackass.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

the midget went to the midget store

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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