- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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