did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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