- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

woman's lacrosse

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