- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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