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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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